Some tales really touch your heart, and in a world that can sometimes feel gloomy, dull, or too serious, a humorous story is always a breath of fresh air.
You may have come across this already, but if not, it’s sure to make you smile. And if you have, I’m positive it will make you laugh once more.
This story has everything you need for a good time – excitement, payback, and a surprising conclusion!
It all begins with a man writing a letter to his wife, telling her he wants a divorce. But what really makes everyone laugh is the clever response from his wife!
I wanted to write this letter to say that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been good to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been really hard.
Your boss called to say you quit your job today and that was the final straw.
Last week, when you got home, you didn’t even see that I got a new haircut, made your favorite food, and even put on some new silk boxers. You finished eating super fast, then went right to bed after watching all your soap operas.
You never say you love me now; you don’t want to be close or do anything that makes us feel like a married couple. Maybe you’re seeing someone else or you just don’t care about me anymore; either way, I’m leaving.
Your EX-Husband
Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving to West Virginia!
Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Getting your letter today really made my day the best! Even though we’ve been married for 7 years, you’re not exactly the perfect man, but you’re still pretty great.
I watch my soap operas a lot because they help me tune out all your endless moaning and griping. It’s a shame it doesn’t really make a difference.
I totally saw that you got a haircut last week, but the first thing I thought was ‘You look like a girl!’ My mom always told me not to say anything if it’s not nice, so I didn’t say anything.
When you made my favorite dish, you probably mixed me up with MY SISTER, since I haven’t eaten pork in 7 years.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Even though I still cared about you and thought we could fix things, I decided to quit my job and use my 10 million dollar lotto win to take us to Jamaica. But when I got back home, you had already left. I guess everything happens for a reason. I hope you find the happiness you’ve always wanted. My lawyer mentioned that the letter you left means you won’t be getting any money from me. Take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
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